We’ll, I’ll Be Go To Hell!

Paris – 2007

I made this photograph for a lady who styled my late wife’s hair at home, in Cary, North Carolina. She was a Biker.

Some folks think French folks are effete. Trust me on this, Parisians are WAY tougher on motorcycles than recreational Americans.

The expression in the title above was taught to me by a business acquaintance and ex-mechanic from Seattle during dinner at a restaurant in Westlake, Ohio, that started life as a “Speakeasy”, during Prohibition. But that’s not what this is about. It’s about Ballet.

Tonight,this old heart got an adult dose, vitamin fix, watching incredibly accomplished dancers at the Cary Ballet performance at A J Fletcher Opera Theater in Raleigh. My tear ducts are functional and clear.

Groaners!

I’ve been entertaining a lady who works as a cashier at a local warehouse club. The difference in our ages, color and gender are disappeared by foolishness!

  1. What fruit will Romeo and Juliet refuse? Can’t Elope.
  2. What makes me want to throw up? The dart board on my ceiling!
  3. His name was going to be Gerald, but the Donkey stepped on Mary’s foot and she yelled “Jesus!”

Your Phone Is Your Ticket!

E-Mail today, advising me on my next Saturday attendance at a performance of the Cary Ballet Company .

I wrote here before about my ticket purchase adventure – about the venue and modern, pop culture. So forewarned, I was thinking about a zombie nation staring at their phones, when every light turns green and there is a lag and explains the measurable rise in traffic accidents.

I get to skip “Will Call”, as I have a venue printed ticket and no phone. Except for the one in my truck’s console, switched off but available to call AAA. Or Duke Energy when power is out. Or Spectrum, when no Internet.

And I’m greatly relieved to be immune from Ticket Fraudsters. Except Ticketmaster, when a $45 ticket is $69 at Checkout with a sales pitch for $7 more dollars to guarantee it’s legit. It would embarrass a carny huckster.

And I wonder why I am required to have an oxymoronically named “SmartPhone”, keep it paid for and charged and kept track of. Why?

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Where to Buy Tickets
  • Visit our Event Calendar for a full list of events. To purchase tickets click on the icon of two tickets located on the right side of the screen. 
  • Tickets are primarily sold online through Ticketmaster. Tickets are also sold in person at the Martin Marietta Center Box Office. When purchasing at our Box Office you will not be subject to any online fees. Ticket prices are subject to change based on demand.
  • To enable a contactless experience, we’ve gone cashless! Our venue box office* and concession areas will now only accept credit, debit, or mobile pay. *Please note, this policy may vary for resident company events.
Box Office Location
  • Our Box Office is located at 2 E South St. Raleigh, NC 27601 and directly in front of Raleigh Memorial Auditorium. 
Hours of Operation
  • Our current hours of operation are Monday through Friday, 10:00AM – 2:00PM.
    • *Red Hat Amphitheater show tickets can also be purchased at our box office (excluding Wide Open Bluegrass, Band Together, and Hopscotch).  We do not sell tickets for Coastal Credit Union Music Park or other Live Nation venues.
Will Call Tickets
  • Will call Tickets can be picked up one hour prior to the scheduled performance up until the show starts.
SafeTix
  • Ticketmaster SafeTix are encrypted mobile tickets built with leading-edge technology, developed with you in mind, and come standard with powerful fraud and counterfeit protection.
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  • If you bought tickets for family, a friend, or a group, we made it easier than ever to safely send tickets to anyone. In just a few taps you can text or email your tickets to anyone attending the event with you.
  • Your phone is your ticket. Print-at-home tickets and screenshots of tickets will not be accepted. Use the steps below to access your tickets.

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So Why The Long Face?

Out Take From Client Portrait Session – 2013

“A Horse walks into a bar and the Bartender says…” – I’ve been using the silliness of really bad groaner jokes to help offset the unrelenting emptiness of loss. It works, too! And this isn’t my photograph, I set up the exposure and handed my backup camera to my client ( thanks, Cheryl).

He was better after I showed him that his left side was best!

La Chanson Des Vieux Amants

Cooking for one is easy, with leftovers. So often, it’s just a warm up.

Long ago, home at 2 or 3 AM, after a part time gig with a client who was willing to pay me for tech stuff nobody else would touch, trying to keep a blown up life together, I’d find a note, about dinner, warm in the oven. And tonight, putting that into the oven to warm, I was back in Paris and her smile.

Marché Bastille – 2016