Category: Say What?

Available now! Way better than having to look! (But NOT my next camera!): https://www.kohlerhealth.com/purchase/

“Dekoda attaches to the rim of the toilet bowl and aims its camera down into the bowl. Powerful sensors scan and analyze the contents of the toilet using groundbreaking science and technology. Photos are analyzed by an accompanying app.”

“The Kohler Dekoda is available now for $599. However, the app is not free. Subscriptions range from around $70 to over $150 annually, depending on the selected plan.“

Today, in my local supermarket, saw this on display. Been trying to unsee and comprehend, simultaneously! Fart and deodorize in one easy step! And “Ripe” for an SNL skit.

“DUMPkin spice WITH CLOVE, NUTMEG & Other FALL SH**!

“DUDE Wipes DUMPkin Spice Flushable Wipes keep your butt cozy with a pumpkin spice-inspired mix of clove, nutmeg, and other fall scents.“